Eat Your Hat, Michael Moore, Anti-American Fuck

It appears bowling has nothing to do with mass murders in schools. While stories roll in about the tragedy in Germany, where a former pupil slain a dozen students, I'm somewhat relieved.

These atrocities are not endemic to the U.S., yay, sort of. Our students are no more vicious than the krauts, and we can finally excuse Marilyn Manson and GTA IV, although I'm sure Germans play some freaky-deaky video games.

It happens everywhere. I'm actually surprised it has never happened at my high school. 

I remember one student, who received the nickname 'wrong hole,' after he allegedly fingered a girl in her ass. To boot, during one of our football pep rallies, the entire student body went from chanting "Franklin Regional," to "Wrong hole."

Can you imagine 1500 students calling you 'wrong hole,' and pushing and tripping you all the time?

Most of the time, these murderers are profiled as having uncontrollable psychological issues. "One out of 10 millions students are going to turn out this way. It's a disease. Blah blah..."

The school's don't want to take the blame, and nobody has the balls  to blame parents or other students. We're actually consoled by the fact we can't control it. We move on, business as usual. Granted, we do something about it on the local level, but there's no larger push to end these rampages completely.

"Security at German schools has been an issue in the past.

In November 2006, an 18-year-old former student strapped explosives to his body and went on a rampage at a middle school in western Germany, shooting and wounding six people -- most of them students -- before killing himself."

When are we going to make a concerted effort to hire the appropriate security to defend our children? We put so much money into the military; can't some of these soldiers be on our own soil protecting our children?