I Heart, Whiskey

I drink whiskey to remember. I drink whiskey to forget. I drink whiskey to remember the time we tried to forget. I drink whiskey after work. I drink whiskey before bed. I drink whiskey, and then I see red. I drink whiskey by inches. I drink whiskey by feet. I drink whiskey, and then I repeat. Whiskey is my agent of change. Whiskey is my keynotes speech. Whiskey is my long walk on the beach. Whiskey is my friend request. Whiskey is my status update. I was drinking whiskey, sorry I’m late.